puppyclub:

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

(via masserror)

boyfriendhook:

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER

(Source: maimedlion, via ichikun)

thebananalordofcannibals:

I woke up my cat laughing at this

(via ichikun)

ruinedchildhood:

Bikini Bottom just got real..

(via punklinski)

tastefullyoffensive:

My friend’s majestic huskies. -Hellbetty42

(via fairlyoddbutts)

kate-wisehart:

idontlikeyourcat:

In which Darcy never learned how to pronounce ‘Mjolnir’, but really doesn’t give two shits.

My headcanon is that Mjolnir is at least semi-sentient and thinks Darcy’s nickname is awesome and adorable.

(Source: 5ummit, via ech0tang0)

edwardspoonhands:

capitolsjay:

this guy is systematically undoing the world

The La Brea Tar Pits translates to “The The Tar Tar Pits.” Los Angeles is terrible at naming stuff.

(Source: deathchilds, via llamapus)

laughterbynight:

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

I fucking LOVE THIS BIT. Holy shit. Press play guys.

(Source: timetoputonashow)

genevieve-gg:

auggusst:

twoheartsneverlie:

sannapersikka:

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Oh my god that is the cutest thing ever

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

His daughter is so precious.

(via ofmindandheart)